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Quotes of the Week March 16, 2008

Posted by uberhim in Uncategorized.
  • “The thing I don’t understand about this story is how these guys always get their wives to go stand on the podium with them when they cop to this stuff. I remember during the Monica Lewinsky thing, some member of Congress — I don’t remember who it was — said, you know, if that was my wife, she’d be standing over my bleeding body in the kitchen saying, ‘How do you reload this thing?’ ” (source)
  • “My heart goes out to Eliot Spitzer, his wife Silda, his daughters,” David Paterson said. “I know what he’s gone through this week. In my heart, I think he’s suffered enough.” Paterson also displayed a rather awesome sense of humor. “Just so we don’t have to go through this whole resignation thing again,” one ballsy reporter asked, “have you ever patronized a prostitute?” Patterson thought for a minute. “Only the lobbyists,” he said. (source)
  • On a TV news show last Thursday a member of the audience, Perla Pavoncello, 24, asked Silvio Berlesconi how she was supposed to start a family or get a mortgage without a job, only to be told: ‘You should look to marry a millionaire, like my son, or someone who doesn’t have such problems.’ He then added: ‘With that smile of yours, you could even get away with it.’ (source)
  • Conan O’Brien: Turns out that the call girl linked to Eliot Spitzer is also — this is true — an R&B singer. And she said in an interview that her latest song was inspired by a guy. She didn’t say which guy, but the song is called “Bald, Creepy Governor.” (source)
  • Jay Leno: Taking over for Spitzer will be the lieutenant governor. A man named David Paterson, who is legally blind. And once again I don’t think President Bush really understands the situation. When he heard “legally blind,” he said, “I loved that movie.” (source)


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